bancuri

[alexandru]

- Ma întreb ce o sa te faci cînd vei fi mare, cînd acum, în clasa a doua, tu nu stii sa numeri decît pîna la 10?
- Arbitru de box.

- Grozav as vrea sa zbor pe Luna în timpul tezelor!
- De ce?
- Acolo orice materie este de 6 ori mai usoara!

- Alo, Vladimir?
- Da.
- Îsi aminte?ti ce ne-a dat ieri la matematica?
- Cîte un 3.

[alexandru]

- Cred ca notele pe care mi le-ai adus cer o bataie zdravana.
- Nu te sfatuiesc s-o faci, taticule, profesorul nostru de matematica e campion la karate!


- Ti-am citit lucrarea de control. Foarte buna. Dar e identica cu cea a colegului tau de banca. Ce concluzie sa trag de aici? Intreaba profesorul.
- Ca si a lui e foarte buna.


Toti elevii scriu cu asiduitate la lucrarea "Ce a? face daca as fi patron?". Unul singur sta cu mîinile la piept si mediteaza.
- Marinescule, tu nu scrii?
- Nu, domnule profesor, astept sa-mi vina secretara.

[alexandru]

- Popescule, daca te ratacesti ziua în padure si nu ai busola la tine, cum afli unde e nordul?
- Foarte simplu, domnule profesor. Ma duc acasa si-o iau!


- Fi-fi-fiti bun, u-u-unde se afla s-s-scoala de-de-de bîl-bîl-bîlbîiti?
- La ce va mai trebuie? Observ ca va bîlbîiti foarte bine!


Ora de dictare în clasa a patra. Mircea îi sopteste colegului:
- Auzi, Alecule, scriem deja de un sfert de ora. Nu crezi ca ar fi cazul sa mai punem si vreo virgula?

[marinmeister]

q: 2 niggars and a mexican are in a car. who's driving?
a: the police

[alexandru]

- Cîte continente sînt? întreaba profesorul.
- Cinci.
- Numara-mi-le!
- 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.

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