Faze tari
si faza si mai tare...la romana vine unul de la filo sa ii ceara la profu nostru 40 de reviste "Maiastra"...ii numara profu 40 si ii zice si lui sa le numere...le numara desteptul asta si zice k sunt 39...dar nu-i nimic, le ia si pleaca! dupa 5 minute vine inapoi...erau 42 de reviste!
filologia asta....hi hi hi...
filologia asta....hi hi hi...
curs de utilizare a computer-ului
La un curs de utilizare a computer-ului o secretara a intrebat unde-i click-ul ca ea nu stie cum sa-l dea ( daca nu-l gaseste ).
<i8b4uUnderground> d-_-b
<BonyNoMore> how u make that inverted b?
<BonyNoMore> wait
<BonyNoMore> never mind
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<Th3No0b> Im going to be the next hitler
<Th3No0b> Im going to kill all the jews and 1 clown
<RageAgainsttheAmish> why the clown
<Th3No0b> See? no one cares about the jews
<RageAgainsttheAmish> lmao
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<Reverend> IRC is just multiplayer notepad.
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<Sui88> 67% of girls are stupid
<V-girl> i belong with the other 13%
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<Zanthis(ALE)> AFK, tornado
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<Beeth> Girls are like internet domain names, the ones I like are already taken.
<honx> well, you can stil get one from a strange country
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<Sonium> someone speak python here?
<lucky> HHHHHSSSSSHSSS
<lucky> SSSSS
<Sonium> the programming language
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<frank> can you help me install GTA3?
<knightmare> first, shut down all programs you aren't using
frank has quit IRC. (Quit)
<knightmare> ...
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Mike3285: wth is a palindrome
MaroonSand: no its not dude
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<MasterG> .....................................................................
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<judas> where's pacman when you need him?
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etc
<BonyNoMore> how u make that inverted b?
<BonyNoMore> wait
<BonyNoMore> never mind
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<Th3No0b> Im going to be the next hitler
<Th3No0b> Im going to kill all the jews and 1 clown
<RageAgainsttheAmish> why the clown
<Th3No0b> See? no one cares about the jews
<RageAgainsttheAmish> lmao
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<Reverend> IRC is just multiplayer notepad.
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<Sui88> 67% of girls are stupid
<V-girl> i belong with the other 13%
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<Zanthis(ALE)> AFK, tornado
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<Beeth> Girls are like internet domain names, the ones I like are already taken.
<honx> well, you can stil get one from a strange country
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<Sonium> someone speak python here?
<lucky> HHHHHSSSSSHSSS
<lucky> SSSSS
<Sonium> the programming language
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<frank> can you help me install GTA3?
<knightmare> first, shut down all programs you aren't using
frank has quit IRC. (Quit)
<knightmare> ...
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Mike3285: wth is a palindrome
MaroonSand: no its not dude
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<MasterG> .....................................................................
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<judas> where's pacman when you need him?
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etc
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hai sa va zic eu ce perla a scos diriga: eram la romana si ascultase pe mai multi, dar nici unul nu se ridicase in picioare cand a raspuns. La un moment dat asculta pe altul si asta se ridica, la care diriga catre el :''Stai jos daca tot ati vorbit toti din fund!''
Winners don't quit, quitters don't win.
maculator=caiet
un profesor a cerut caietul unui tip:
Profesorul: Da-mi maculatorul!
Elevul: (se uita mirat)
Profesorul: (mai tare) Da-mi maculatorul!
Elevul: (se uita si mai ciudat)
Profesorul: (Ii ia caietul si ii zice k ala era maculatorul.)
Profesorul: Da-mi maculatorul!
Elevul: (se uita mirat)
Profesorul: (mai tare) Da-mi maculatorul!
Elevul: (se uita si mai ciudat)
Profesorul: (Ii ia caietul si ii zice k ala era maculatorul.)
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